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Thursday, December 1, 2022
HomeCakeIt's Time To Take The Fall, Y'all

It's Time To Take The Fall, Y'all


It is late-September, 94 levels and raining, and watching the Climate Channel has turn into a descent into hurricane insanity.

We’d like one thing to save lots of us, bakers. One thing to gentle a light-weight on the finish of this sizzling, darkish, moist tunnel.

No, I am not speaking about porn.

Why would you even assume that?

Cease it. Cease interested by porn.

Er… Proper.

Now…

BRING ON THE PUMPKIN SPICE STUFF!!

::upbeat techno music::
::sounds of vrooming engines::

::announcer voice:: Thaaaat’s proper, girls and gents, right here they arrive! Our new pumpkin spice merchandise of 2018!

 

First up, in celebration of immediately’s socio-political local weather, here is a tasty little quantity we name “Ominously Circling Crows Will Train That Silly Scarecrow A Lesson He Will not Quickly Overlook!”

Excellent for sending that seasonal message of warning, or seize one tonight for dinner to rejoice all issues corn, crows, and frightened scarecrows!

 

In fact we’re nonetheless dropping our flagship product, the world well-known PSL:

Sure, our Pumpkin Spice Log might not be #1 but within the Pumpkin Spice Product market, however it’s positively #2. And we pledge to carry on pushing till our PSL is the largest Pumpkin Spice Motion within the land!

 

There’s nothing like the colours of useless leaves to convey new life to your flagging ennui, which is why our “Make Like A Tree, And Die” cupcake cake is PERFECT for Fall workplace events.

Ahhh, you may virtually style the leaf mildew.
(That is how the Pumpkin Spice is working!)

 

And when all else fails, you may’t go fallacious with any of our new-and-improved “Certain, Let’s Name It A Pumpkin?” assortment:

 

Please observe our “Certain, Let’s Name It A Pumpkin?” assortment will not be pumpkin flavored. To cite our advertising division, Emma, “That is extra in regards to the aesthetic, ?”

SO EXTRA.

 

Due to Sarah T., Katelyn C., Melissa F., Linda F., Alyssa, Mary D., & Bridget O. for bringing the additional pumpkin aesthetic.

*****

P.S. Minions, I consider even questionable pumpkins deserve our assist. So here is a fast shout-out to my favourite wire-free bra:

Warner’s Straightforward Does It Seamless Wi-fi Bra

See what I did there? :p

I personal 4 of those, and plan to maintain shopping for all the colours. I really like the under-arm smoothing panel – no dig or pinch! – and like most Warners, these are extremely comfy. Up ’til final yr I ONLY wore wired bras, and it took buying-and-returning over a dozen totally different manufacturers and kinds earlier than I discovered these gems. They common $25-30 Prime, however I watch the itemizing and purchase any shade that goes on sale. (“Toasted Almond” is on sale as of this writing, however examine all of them!)

Oh, and make sure you examine the picture gallery for a greater concept of how they appear on bigger pumpkin patches.

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