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Ken Day Come-Ons 2: The Wrath Of Khen

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And now, our yearly custom continues…

 

[dimming lights]

[queuing up sexy saxophone music]

[adjusting Speedo]

 

Hey, Bebeh.

How YOU doin’?

 

Right this moment is Ken Day, bebeh doll, and which means I am right here to make all of your attractive, attractive desires come true.

Besides perhaps that one.  

(By no means once more, Cancun.  NEVER AGAIN.)

 

That is proper, my sprinkle-coated sugar dumpling, I’m about to rock your world … by dealing you a hand of Blackjack:

Or, wait… it is a scorching tub? Oh. Okay. EVEN BETTER. Mrowr.

 

Now, slide that candy little character of yours over right here, and have an infinite glass of ketchup:

I warmed up this aspect of the concrete slab only for you. [eyebrow waggle]

 

What’s incorrect, my tangy berry candy tart? Is the concrete to not your liking? 

Maybe you’d favor some Satin Ice* sheets?

I do not lounge this casually for simply anybody, you already know. Largely as a result of I lack articulated elbows.

(*That one’s for you, decorators.)


These boxers are actually confining, although, my delicious fondant-wrapped cheesecake chew.

Right here, let me slip into one thing a bit extra snug:

You may’t see it, however I am completely flexing for you proper now. Unnng.

Ahh, I can inform by your dismayed expression that you just’re considering EXACTLY what I am considering, my honey-drenched pudding pop: this DOES cowl up too lots of my “finer property.” [wink] Nicely, do not you are concerned. I can repair that.

[grunting]

[squelching noises]

Okay, my candy-coated cake pop! Put together to fulfill … THE LOINCLOTH OF LOVE:

Take me away, officer; I give up to YOUR SEXINESS. 

 

Oh, and I ought to warn you: objects within the rear view are a lot hotter than they seem.

[jiggle jiggle]

 

Because of Sara O., Sanne V., Mary Ann B., Frank M., Laura S., Renee D., & Lauri M. for serving to me retroactively break lots of people’s childhoods.

*****

A couple of years in the past, after John and I first printed this publish, we obtained an e-mail from readers Charity and Royce. That e-mail contained an audio file. An audio file that, as soon as performed, would change our lives ceaselessly.

Or at the least make us giggle like hyenas for an excellent 5 minutes.

So right this moment, to your wrecking pleasure, we current that audio, mixed with our unique visuals. Flip up the amount, and ENJOY.


Observe from john (thoJ): Once I was making this video, I pitched down Royce’s voice only a bit for sexiness. Once I confirmed Jen, she requested if I might pitch it means UP. The result’s, if potential, much more hysterical.

So I current to you… The chipmunk model!

P.S. Want a candy reward for the one who has every thing? Then how a few card that transforms right into a bouquet:

Recent Minimize Paper Pop-Up Bouquet

 You mail these flat like a greeting card, then they pop up into the prettiest bouquet! I’ve despatched a few these to each my mother and father and grandmother now. Recent Minimize has a number of completely different colours and flower preparations to select from, and I ship mine straight from Amazon, so with Prime it is free transport!

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