Brides, have you ever ever had a lofty cake dream…
Or have you ever ever wished for pretty-as-a-picture polka dots…
…solely to get gravity-defying cow patties?
How about one thing that ought to have been merely elegant…
…that turned terrifying?
Maybe your “one thing blue”…
…has you seeing crimson?
Have you ever ever wished creamy lace and bows…
…solely to get “AAAAUUUGGHH!!”
Effectively, have you?
Then ship me an image, will not you?
These items cracks. me. up.
Due to brides Ashley B., Emily Okay., Lara A., Christie S., & Kathleen M. for sharing their personal ache with us. In order that we might giggle. After which really feel kinda unhealthy about it. However not sufficient to cease laughing.
P.S. In case this put up wasn’t painful sufficient:
Exceptionally Unhealthy Dad Jokes
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Oh, and excellent news, there is a Quantity 2!
And from my different weblog, Epbot: