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NEW Crispy Rooster Sandwich, Jalapeno Rooster Fries & BBQ Bacon King

Sl33zy right here, the defacto unofficial Burger King correspondent for the Fatguyfoodblog. I have been going again on forth on BK’s fare for a few yr now, and we have had a little bit of a curler coaster relationship recently- and never like a enjoyable curler coaster at Six Flags however extra like an outdated, creaky wood one the place you are too afraid of it instantly collapsing to have any enjoyable. Final time I used to be there, I had mighty low expectations for the Whopperito, which truthfully ended up being the perfect quick meals merchandise I’ve reviewed for this weblog. However do not you suppose for a scorching second I am moving into there and anticipating a fluke like that to occur once more. 

On the time I wrote that evaluate, I used to be nonetheless basking within the afterglow of the Whopperito’s deliciousness. Nevertheless, now I’ve to reread the evaluate simply to imagine it really happened- it is like a dream I had whereas dozing off within the scorching solar with a sombrero tipped over my eyes on the facet of a busy interstate. It seems I have been burned by BK so many occasions, even after a ten/10 expertise, they nonetheless could not salvage their fame with me. Actually, if it wasn’t for this weblog, I would most likely be okay with by no means setting foot in outdated BK once more.

However they only appear to maintain cranking out new shit, and I’ve received a weblog to jot down. So true to the outdated FGFB motto, time to spend my hard-earned cashola on the newest and probably-not biggest so you do not have to!

Due to sharing this weblog on my Fb web page and the weblog itself being powered by Google, I am continually barraged with aggressive quick meals advertising in my information feed- so I went in anticipating to attempt the brand new Bacon King sandwich and the marginally much less new Jalapeno Rooster Fries. I did not know that the exact same day BK was rolling out a brand new Crispy Rooster Sandwich.

i made this in paint

Was it fortune that had introduced me there on this big day… or hubris? 

this was like $20…

To be sincere, rooster sandwiches actually ain’t my recreation. As I’ve talked about just lately, the purpose is misplaced on me. If you are going to bread after which fry rooster why trouble placing it on extra bread? A dipping sauce would suffice simply nice right here. Meal full and assumably a job nicely accomplished. However for some cause, any person in some unspecified time in the future stated, “Nah man, there’s merely not sufficient bread right here. The floor space of a rooster tender doesn’t precisely signify my ardour for bleached flour. When consuming rooster tenders I favor my bread to rooster ratio to be not less than 1 to 1. For each rooster morsel I eat, it have to be totally padded in wheat.” Nicely, whatever, I have been watching the Pengest Munch on YouTube just lately; that dude appears to have his shit collectively and he will get one each time… Perhaps there’s just a few textural factor I am lacking right here.

However I am going to let you know precisely what textural factor I am not lacking: rubber! Which is strictly how I would describe this rooster sandwich- QUITE RUBBERY. In reality, if I had dropped the factor as I rightly ought to have, little doubt it’d nonetheless be ricocheting across the restaurant. For actual, this rooster patty crunched in a disturbing method. My bites had been virtually form of snapping off, like consuming some form of microwaved rooster jerky. Though the feel was disagreeable, the style is about what I used to be anticipating: a routine conjuncture of rooster, bread and mayonnaise; the style that I think about one who enjoys quick meals rooster sandwiches seems for in a quick meals rooster sandwich. In all probability not that texture tho. 

recent out the wrapper

Holy shit- if that is the NEW rooster sandwich what the fuck was mistaken with the outdated one?!

The way forward for this meal seemed grim, however nonetheless I moved on to the Jalapeno Rooster Fries (aw, how courageous of me.) 

yo this field can maintain not less than ten extra rooster fries

These had been good- the straw-like form of them provided an additional crunch and would’ve made them higher to dip, if I had been provided any dipping sauces. They had been somewhat greasy and a few had been oddly formed, however they tasted so significantly better than the rooster sandwich I used to be grateful. Nevertheless, with “Jalapeno” within the identify, I used to be anticipating a little bit of a kick, however the spice recreation right here was weak. If it weren’t for the bits of inexperienced on the surface, I would assume there had been a mix-up.


did you hear rooster fries are authorized in MA now?

After consuming these oddities, the BBQ Bacon King against this was a lot too acquainted. Firstly, the quantity of bacon included on this sandwich warrants a reputation extra like “Bacon Jester”. So with that being the case, I can not actually even determine why this sandwich exists- BK already had a bacon cheeseburger, and it was simply okay. Sadly, the identical might be stated of this one- however with a boisterous sufficient identify to right away sprint my hopes.  

god I hope that was mayo

And so, I used to be proper to maintain my expectations low. Despite the fact that the “Jalapeno” Rooster Fries had been good, they did not even come near Whopperito stage, and even sufficient to make up for the terrible rooster sandwich or common BBQ Bacon King. 

New Rooster Sandwich: D.
Jalapeno Rooster Fries: B-.
BBQ Bacon King: C+.

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