Do you know that there have been rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes had been created to discourage America to cease masturbating?
Whereas these rumors aren’t straight true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of abstinence from all sexual exercise and did encourage a bland weight loss program as one means to discourage masturbatory urges), Kellogg’s now has some flakes that might have the other impact…
Introducing some new Frosted Flakes that, relying on how excited you get about meals, may encourage you to masturbate!
Cinnamon French Toast Frosted Flakes & Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes
Say good day to Kellogg’s Cinnamon French Toast Frosted Flakes and Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes! Acknowledging absolutely that plain corn sucks and masturbating guidelines, the brand new Frosted Flakes are doused in sugary goodness with model new, thrilling flavors. Get these napkins prepared!! (For the milk, you pervert.)
Kellogg’s Chocolate Frosted Flakes at the moment are “higher than ever” too, however no person’s masturbating over that.
This assessment is a part of a sequence. Right now’s Frosted Flakes assessment is:
Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes
Based on Kellogg’s, Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes have a ripe, juicy strawberry taste coupled with wealthy, creamy notes that turns the milk in your bowl a enjoyable, vibrant pink!
So far as strawberry-flavored cereals go, that is positively one of the strongly-flavored I’ve ever had. It’s additionally one of the synthetic, however fortunately it’s that gooood type of synthetic. Tremendous candy, Strawberry-Nesquiky… nearly the whole lot you’d need in a breakfast cereal.
Along with that signature “frosted” taste, I suppose it does style a little extra “milkshake” than another strawberry cereals. However nothing loopy.
However you already know what does assist it style extra like a milkshake? Milk!
I actually really feel that Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes is a type of cereals that’s truly elevated in milk. Some cereals may have their taste wash away, however I didn’t discover that to be the case right here. And I assumed that the creamy notes and dairy component actually made that strawberry taste cereal play up in direction of “strawberry milkshake.” This most likely gained’t be as true when you use a non-dairy different (particularly one which isn’t significantly creamy), so select your milk correctly.
After they say it turns the milk a “enjoyable, vibrant pink”, they’re one way or the other each underselling it and telling a lie on the identical time. It’s mainly Pepto Bismol, which in my expertise, isn’t enjoyable in any respect.
In abstract, Kellogg’s Strawberry Milkshake Frosted Flakes are scrumptious and should lead you to some unsavory locations on the Web.
- Cereal makes you masturbate?! No surprise I can’t sto — No, it’s not the cereal.
- What’s so dangerous about masturb — Nothing, carry on keepin’ on.
- Thanks, I’ve to go. Have enjoyable!
Place of Buy: Despatched to me by Kellogg’s (Thanks guys! I wager you’re not thrilled with the tone of this text!)
Ranking: 8 out of 10
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