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Sunday, December 4, 2022
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You Pig!


Consideration minions elevating smaller minions:

Have you ever ever seen one thing… off… about Peppa Pig’s nostril?

I solely ask as a result of I maintain getting Peppa Pig desserts over right here, and so they’re surprisingly, er, grownup for a youngsters’ cake, if you understand what I imply.

Admit it: in case you’d by no means seen Peppa Pig earlier than this may make you spit out your Food plan Coke. I imply, what’s that lizard doing?

 

Granted, in case you do know what Peppa seems to be like, that is not too dangerous.

[sing-song] BUT THISSSS IS!

Flashing Flops Of Fleshy Flaccid Frosting, Batman!

My idea is these bakers see precisely what we see – c’mon, let’s name a dong a dong right here – however they’re so decided to NOT see it that their unconscious takes over, gleefully piping out penises left and proper as a result of “WE’RE ALLOWED TO NOW, IT’S A PIG NOSE! WHEEEEEE!”

C’mon, that is mainly each 9-year-old boy’s dream job.

However nonetheless, bakers, in some unspecified time in the future you’ve got gone too far.
And that time is riiiiiight round…. right here:

Oink oink, motherfluffers.

 

Due to Liz B., J-la, & Nadya S. for the excuse to make a Beyoncé-the-chicken joke. FINALLY.

*****

P.S. In the event you’ve by no means learn any of The Bloggess’ hilariously gut-busting books, then I extremely advocate beginning along with her first and dealing your method ahead:

Let’s Faux This By no means Occurred

The paperback is just $10 Prime, and be warned: the chapter with the raccoon fingers WILL threaten your bladder management. 😀

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